’blogging at its finest

Just had to link to this story over at Dunstan Orchard’s excellent site. It’s a great post:

… Apart from (the possibly hermaphroditic) Milly, Jim’s best friends were the tiny birds that lived in his cactus and drank out of the leaky garden tap. In his spare time he liked to abduct tourists whom he lured onto his porch with the promise of beer…

There ain’t no water in that there river.

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